"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL
he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration
u ever jacked it and had a out of body experience
and then you be like
i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you
My whole life has been a lie
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
i can watch this for hours
fuck you and your steady hand :’(
this is so soothing
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter
*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
This fucking kid pulls out a George Foreman grill during my lunch period in school and just starts making grilled cheese