Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
*white person voice* how spicy is this salsa
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
"talk dirty to me"