Komic Kayv

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readingaroundthemovies:

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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

verywetteen:

swerve

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neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

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thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

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Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

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fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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kindaawkwardprincess:

WORK THA UPDO.

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camel-eyelashes:

watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me   P LE ASE

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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

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