Komic Kayv

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"


almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

Anonymous asked:
u ever jacked it and had a out of body experience

snorlaxatives:

and then you be like

dutchster:

i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you

(Source: alt-j)

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

lohanthony:

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

this is so soothing

(Source: edings)

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

image

(Source: wifiey)

jimdoesntcarrey:

*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(Source: pleatedjeans)

brianmarion:

This fucking kid pulls out a George Foreman grill during my lunch period in school and just starts making grilled cheese

(Source: thizzelle)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

 

(Source: vomdesgarcons)